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Sandra Bullock: 50, funny and fabulous!

We cannot BELIEVE that Sandra Bullock is turning 50 because she looks so damn amazing!

We cannot BELIEVE that Sandra Bullock is turning 50 because she looks so damn amazing!

We cannot BELIEVE that Sandra Bullock is turning 50 because she looks so damn amazing!

In addition to being one of Hollywood’s hottest women and an acclaimed actress with an Oscar to prove it, Sandra is of course one of Hollywood’s FUNNIEST comedic performers.

In tribute to this we’ve compiled a top ten list of her funniest-ever lines from some of our favourite movies.

We cannot BELIEVE that Sandra Bullock is turning 50 because she looks so damn amazing! She’s also hilarious, so we’ve compiled a top ten list of her funniest-ever lines from some of our favourite movies.

Ms Congeniality:

“I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, and I’m armed. Don’t mess with me.”

**Speed**: Jack: Miss, can you handle this bus? Annie: Oh sure. It’s just like driving a really big Pinto.

Speed:

Jack: Miss, can you handle this bus?

Annie: Oh sure. It’s just like driving a really big Pinto.

The Proposal:

“Andrew and I were about to celebrate our first anniversary together and I know that he’d been itching to ask me to marry him and he was scared, like a tiny little bird.”

The Blind Side:

“Michael, I want you to have a good time but if you get a girl pregnant out of wedlock, I will crawl into the car, drive up to Oxford and cut off your penis.”

**The Heat:** “I smell bacon”

The Heat:

“I smell bacon”

Two Weeks Notice:

“Not physically, but spiritually, you were the best I’ve ever had.”

**All About Steve:** “I will eat you like a mountain lion”

All About Steve:

“I will eat you like a mountain lion”

**28 Days:** “An eyelash curler? And what am I going to do with that? Stab myself?”

28 Days:

“An eyelash curler? And what am I going to do with that? Stab myself?”

While You Were Sleeping:

“If you fit into my pants I will kill myself.”

**Miss Congeniality 2:** “Sir, I just don’t wanna become FBI Barbie again”

Miss Congeniality 2:

“Sir, I just don’t wanna become FBI Barbie again”

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